Sorry, but I'm still pretty determined to join mes frères et sœurs in France. Oh, the Legion menu sounds pretty nice, but the fact that the effort is being promoted by Presidente Don Juan sort of sours me to the whole deal. I'm not particularly fond of being thrown under buses, and that seems to be second only to golf as one of El Presidente's favorite sports. I fear that Democrats would be posted to the front lines while Republicans observe the battle by video feed on their smart phones while golfing at one of Don Juan's golf courses.