Ah, Bee-Dub? Don Don Juan, El Presidente, has no relationship whatever with the person in the White House or any of his kind. This Don Don Juan is the one discussed by Albert Camus, Jane Austen, and others. His theme music was written by Wolfgang Amadeus (Theophilus) Mozart his self! Go on, go to France! Get mixed up with Jean Jacques Casanova (a librarian, by the way)! Try to cope with knowledge that you abandoned The Earth in its Time Of Trouble just so you could sit on the Boul' Mich' and sip cafe au lait and eat beignets! As we used to say in France, geeft je planeet over aan de ruimtevreemdelingen - zie of ik het omgee!