The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #161242   Message #3868131
Posted By: Donuel
24-Jul-17 - 08:51 PM
Thread Name: BS: First Joke Thread of 2017
Subject: RE: BS: First Joke Thread of 2017
excuse the edit

There is money to made in a grave
When paternity suits are the rave
They say Dali's a daddy
by a lass not a laddie
But no one taught her to shave

chorus:
Genes decide the paternity
at least they say it outta
Dali's moustache of eternity
looks just like the one on his daughter.

There is money to made in a grave
When paternity suits are the rave
They say Dali's a daddy
by a lass not a laddie
But no one taught her to shave

They say she may be a bit daffy
Her wrist watch is salt water taffy
When it gets hot it drips to her crotch
And her face turns suddenly happy