In my 20s my count was acceptable enough for donating [7 quid per 'donation']

In my mid 30s when I was short of cash, it wasn't...

I haven't a clue how low it is now I'm nearing 60..

But I wear baggy cotton shorts and trousers and wash my tackle in cold water once every day..

Not that I've ever wanted my own kids, still don't..

It's just male pride that I'd like to keep the equipment working ok for as long as possible...

[despite all the prescription blood pressure tablets and other old bloke's meds]