OK, OK, I got it! How bout...

He/she/it so ***.
How *** is he/she/it?
He/she/it so *** that...

Like: It's so cold.
How cold is it?
It's so cold that when you pour the whiskey, it freezes before it hits the glass.
And the logger put on his vest, etc.
(Not so funny; just an example.)


I'll start.
How deep in over his head is Trump?
He's in so deep over his head that if he used the last precious few breaths of air in his oxygen tank to go straight to the surface, he'd get a terminal case of the bends!

So, anyone?

Saul