EBarnacle, my husband still thinks it's a terrible waste not to stop the car and shove roadkill into the boot. He sees a dead muntjac/badger/fox/squirrel/pigeon on the grass verge and wonders why no-one takes it home to 'put in the pot'. Where he comes from there'd be a fight over who should get it, halal or not (definitely NOT) W Africans get so little meat, anything is welcome.

Steve, stop harping on. If you see no point to this thread then why are you lurking here grinding your teeth and muttering to yourself? And do you remember Mr & Mrs Smack? They've just bought tickets to Bottyland. Their bus is on its way...