Norman Tebbit might appear on the main stage (dining table) in his Punk Rocker outfit and shot out to his adoring fans *F CK THE POOR*, the huge crowd would applaud and sing his name *Normal Norman* Normal Norman*, over and over and over again.

The Ian Duncan Smith and Daniel Hanan in their skin head gear shou out *F CK THE DISSABLED, TAKE THEIR WHEELCHAIRS AND ZIMMER FRAMES AWAY*, The huge crowd cheer and dace with joy.

Threaser May steps out dressed in her best black bin liner, you look stunning says Boring Boris as he swings by on with his siily hat on.

Then they all start singing the new Bloodsports Olympics anthem, that Fox Hunting Favourite *Dido Bendigo Gentry he was there oh, Traveller - he never looked behind him. There was countes, Rover, Bonny Lass and Jova, These were the hounds that could find him. (the little Fox that they ripped to death as the vast crowd at Tory Glastonbury cheered on in a mass multi orgasm).