We used to sing different responses to I HAVE A DOG HIS NAME IS ROVER (Jim Dixon 05 Aug 17 - 08:15 AM)

I have a dog; his name is Rover.
Tra-la-la,tra-la-la .
I have a dog; his name is Rover.
Whoah! Shit!
I have a dog; his name is Rover.
When he shits, he shits all over.
Shit all round the room, tra-la, shit all round the room.

A couple of additional verses:

I have a dog; her name is Tanya.
When she shits, she shits lasagne

I have a Rottweiler-Dobermann cross
Shits where he likes, 'cos he's the boss.