Hah! That's irony for you - I was just doing an internet search for this song when I came on Sandy's thread.

Jean recorded this as "Locks and Bolts" on her "The Most Dulcimer" CD. I'm looking at learning it, possibly for an upcoming tour with Jean's son Jon Pickow and protege Susie Glaze this Spring. Guess I'll just have to get the lyrics by transcription....

Dan