Heya Bob, OWN UP!!!

You were doing that "harmoniclive" entry by yourself, because you felt a little desperate alone with your sheep and kangaroos and rabbit disease, so you decided to provoke them "right side of the world" inhabitants into uttering some nice words about you! Isn't it so?

How I got you? Never write the first statement in CAPITALS. It was a little bit too much gunpowder. Only gibbering madmen speak in capitals. And death. But gibbering madmen couldn't say "up pops boring bob bolton" without stuttering. And death would just have stated "BOB BOLTON? - FOLLOW ME, PLEASE."

By the way... Harmoniclive made an interesting point. What IS the difference between shit and clay?