And in a very delayed response to Rossey in 2001, yes there is a humorous song to the Bluebell Polka tune, written by the great Paddy Roberts in the 1950s. I sing it.....in all 3 keys, G, D and C... Jim Dixon kindly supplied the lyrics in another BBP thread in 2014 if you want to look it up. (Links not easy to do on iPad!)