Sorcha, damn you, don't you EVER fiddle with my Hardiman in the Tavern AGAIN or I swear to God I'll have you hopping and begging Lord Have Mercy! And there won't be any! You'll burn in... ooops, wrong thread! You'll burn in the JELLO PIT!! And I'll smash a whole pitcher over your head next time!! Quit laffin'! I mean it! I'll have Sugar Dog bite your ass too! At school!! She'll take your scrawny butt in her teeth and drag you into the principal's office and YOU WILL BE DISCIPLINED!

And what about that dirty animal-lover JEN ELLEN??? HUH?? SHE IS NOT EVEN A REAL REDHEAD, I SHOULD KNOW, TWELVE MEN TOLD ME!!(And she has implants too.)

~S~