Raise high the banners, Childe of Mom!
Let not your critics bring ye doon!
Recall the heights, the glories of past days
As we surpassed the Kays and Tens of Kays.
Nopne has accomplished what we gallant few
In Mom's bright service managed yet to do
And none of all the Cat can say
They had a fraction's worth as much to say
As we who bravely gained each mounting K.
Post on! Post on! To make K Fifty-Seven!
We surely tread the path to Mudcat Heaven.

Anthony Dalyrimple Mudwort, Jr.
Songs from Another Lost Cause
Bee, Essen Moah, pubs.
Chicago Stock Yards, 1976