Ah Carroll my little whinging scouser, to me, you will always be - Jom - an incoherent ranting prat who gets so apoplectic that he cannot even get his own name right.

Here by way of an example you have done yourself proud - a real "Jom" classic - "examples of little the Britain strutting that plundered the world for centuries and left behind a legacy of destroyed cultures and impoverish people - effin' Priceless!!!!

What legacy of destroyed cultures Jom? What impoverished people?