Hello its Donald, this is quite a turn out here. Thanks for coming out.
My doctor tells me there is more to the secret of longevity than simply not dying. He says Golf is the secret.
I wanted to remind you that the Harvey Storm has ruined many golf courses, ruined many golf courses. Its sad. But Trump Golf resorts are all open and in beautiful shape, beautiful shape. From Mara Lago to New Jersey and even Scotland. Reserve your T time today. You will be glad you did.

For an upper echelon fee we have interment facilities on our Special 19th hole for those whose longevity is no longer in question. Many choices are available from our communal sand and ash bunkers on an Island green to plots between Fairways with inscribed Gold Trophy markers.

Remember at Trump Golf Resorts you can Golf Forever!