".... too sane to go insane." I beg to differ. Any man can go insane. All it takes is insanity. And, insanity surrounds us daily.

I bought roast beef subs today. 3 for $8 plus HST. No tomato... no onion... no lettuce to speak of. In THIS not insanity? Even the mozzarella cheese was not evenly placed within the sub. Surely someone has flipped their lid???

Seriously, I may be already insane. How else could I not go back to Sobeys and shove this roast beef sub up the manager's ass? That's just not like me.