Come up and see your granny. Come up and see her noo. Come up and see ya granny cause she's all brand new.

She wears a tartan kilt She wears it in a fashion Pleats arond the sides, in the little there's a tassle.

I'm Ganning doon the toon And your not coming with is I've got myself a lad And his name is Geordie Willis.

Come up and see ya granny Come up and see her noo Come up and see ya granny Cause she's all brand new

Lend is ya hat an sha'll I'll give ye it back tomorra. If I had one like that I would neither lend nor borra.

So come up and see ya granny. Come up and see her noo. Come up and see ya granny.. Cause she's all brand new....

That's all I know. From my mam. Georgina Keen. She sang me this always. She was brought up in old byker. RIP. X