the only guy i ever knew who had the full english every day was a miner - his work was very hard so he never got fat. however eventually it caught up with him and he had a heart attack in his mid thirties.

anyway he's lying there in the hospital bed, and the doctor comes and asks him about his lifestyle. eventually they get to the breakfast. the doctor says, are you winding me up? this guy has been doing the whole thing - fried bread, fried egg, fried mushroom, fried sausage, fried tomatoes, fried bacon . buttered toast. fifteen or sixteen years - holidays as well.

the doctor said it was a wonder he'd lasted that long.