Young Donald 'Hellboy' Trump loved his bike, candy and TV. One day in Queens a Puerto Rican boy stole Donald's bicycle. Donald swore revenge against the boy and his whole family. There came a day when that revenge could be served cold to the entire Island of PR. Weeks after Donald had done his worst by doing nothing a young Puerto Rican boy cleverly cut and diverted Donald's WiFi. Without a release of Donald's never ending urge for revenge on Twitter, he exploded, firing his whole family. They say his last words were "Redshwin phantom"