The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #161242   Message #3879532
Posted By: Donuel
30-Sep-17 - 06:44 PM
Thread Name: BS: First Joke Thread of 2017
Subject: RE: BS: First Joke Thread of 2017
Sorry Jared but you have been judged to go to hell. As a consolation by a loving God you may pick what ever conveyance you choose to make your long journey to hell. How would you like to go?
I will take a stretch limo full of beautiful women and liquor.
down the road he goes.
Sorry Donald but you have been sentenced to hell but you may choose how you would like to travel there.
I'll take my private jet.
into the sky he flew.
Sorry Steve but you are going to hell. But you may choose how you would like to make your journey to hell.
I would like to take a Wonderful Cruise Ship with never ending banquets and friends playing music that is docked in the middle of Kansas pulled by a hundred snails.
The ship couldn't budge.