Yeah well your dense postings may have some clout in other threads but you are not raising a laugh here. American-style dry cynicism may make a few burnt-out cynics chortle your end but it's just abject here and we wonder why you bother. I'll tell you what: here's a joke or three.

I was reading this book today, The History Of Glue. I couldn't put it down.

I went to buy a watch, and the man in the shop said 'Analogue?'
I said 'No, just a watch.'

The recruitment consultant asked me 'What do you think of voluntary work?
I said 'I wouldn't do it if you paid me.'