The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #161242   Message #3879741
Posted By: Steve Shaw
02-Oct-17 - 07:33 AM
Thread Name: BS: First Joke Thread of 2017
Subject: RE: BS: First Joke Thread of 2017
Billy Connolly's three cardinal rules for the over-60s:

Never pass up an opportunity to have a pee.

Never waste an erection.

Never trust a fart.