Can we please move all that stuff here and leave the joke thread for actually telling jokes?

Yes, "what did the leper say to the whore? Keep the tip!" is a joke. There are a lot of leper jokes about body parts falling off. Others include Why did they stop the hockey game at the leper colony? There was a face off in the corner!, and What happened when the leper ran into the screen door? He strained himself!.

No, tee rump is not a joke, except metaphorically. And right now there is little that is funny about what is going on in America, writ large, including our "territory" that mighta shoulda been a state.