I’m perfectly happy to interact with you in the most affectionate internet style possible, Nigel (in deference to your complaint, I’ll call you Nigel from now on, though I note your stony silence on “Jom,” “Jimmy,” “Carroll” and “Shaw,” presumably because you think that it’s fine for your forum ally to piss around with our names but not fine for us to piss around with yours. Hmm...).

“You have totally failed to address any of the instance I have quoted of your misuse of the English language...”

We’ll just allow the irony of that sentence to stand, shall we, Nigel?