An addition to Roger's offering

SHINE YOUR BUTTONS WITH BRASSO

My old dad was a hard working sewerman
He shoveled by day and by night
And when he got home in the evening
He stank of the smell of the ..

Shine your buttons with Brasso
It's only three ha'pence a tin
You can buy it or nick it from Woolworths
But I don't think they've got any in.

(verse forgotten)

Some say that he died of a fever
Some say that he died of a fit
But I know what my old dad died of
He died of the smell of the ..

Shine your buttons with Brasso
It's only three ha'pence a tin
You can buy it or nick it from Woolworths
But I don't think they've got any in.

Some say that he's buried in gravel
Some say that he's buried in grit
But I know what my old man's buried in
He's buried in six foot of ...

Shine your buttons with Brasso
It's only three ha'pence a tin
You can buy it or nick it from Woolworths
But I don't think they've got any in.

Sorry I couldn't remember verse 2.

Regards

Walrus