so smart clothes pegs is no joke

But if the cost is less than a cup of coffee for 10 in a 99p store they are a joke.

Now a Polish joke from the communist shortages era (better as a video but I will paint).

A guy is holding a toilet roll aloft to keep it out of the reach of an adversary. The adversary tries grabbing for a long time saying stuff like "come on now, you have a whole one and that is greedy" (imagine this kind of thing for 2 minutes) then the owner says "but have pity, I have only just got it back from the laundry".