A friend of mine frequently e-mails me this sort of stuff, all of it from a female point of view. (Well she would, wouldn't she). I have a laugh, print it out, take it home and show the wife, then we both have laugh at it. That's what I'll do with this one too.

Spot on, Clint! Don't you just love it when people can't cope with a bit of humour.

Now how did that song go?

A broad for pleasure, a goat for perversion.......

Exit.....ducking

Brian