Continuing that theme, and tune:

I like a certain size,
Quite rounded at the thighs.
The beauty of these dear things,
Will not be marred by piercings.
A nice uncluttered vee,
At Cupid's mound I see.
It's nice to know that 'there'
Is never hid by hair.

Okay, I had problems with apostrophes in the first verse. Back to using 'preview'.