The real test of wealth is this - how much money would you get if you liquidated all your assets? Say in a week.

Why, it would take me longer than that just to count my money -- and that's with help! And it could take two or three weeks just to sell the houses, not to mention the antique car collection! And the yachts -- why, the "Emerald Princess of the Seas" is having the Master's Cabin repaneled in the wood of an endangered species and I surely wouldn't want to interrupt that! And the jewels! Why, the Renoirs along would take a month to count!

Simply impossible.