A little girl goes on a train trip with her grandad for a special treat.

She looks out of the window and says, "Ooh look, grandad - moo cows!"

"Ah yes, little girl," says grandad testily, "but that isn't very grown up is it? Just say 'cows,' please."

"Sorry, grandad."

A little while later, she says, "Ooh look, grandad - baa lambs!"

"Yes, very good," says grandad testily, "but that isn't very grown up either, isn't? Just say 'sheep.'"

"Sorry, grandad."

A little while later, grandad says to her, "That looks like a very nice book you're reading there, little girl. What is it?"


"Winnie The Shit, grandad..."