LARGE BALLS

Miss Jones was walking down the street
When a young fella she happen to meet
Who was giving the girls a helluva treat
By twisting and turning his balls.

For they were large balls, large balls
Twice as heavy as lead
With a dexterous twist
Of his muscular wrist
He threw them right over his head.

A policeman to the scene was brought
He said, "I'll have to take you to court
'Cos it's certain that nobody ought
To be twisting and turning his balls."

The prisoner standing in the dock
Gave the judge a helluva shock
By insisting on showing the jury his cock
And twisting and turning his balls

The judge he said, "The case is clear
The fine will be barrel of beer
For any young bugger who comes in here
Twisting and turning his balls."

from: http://www.oli.tudelft.nl/thor/songs/Large.html

I don't believe I actually found this........LOL!!