A friend of mine is looking for a song, which is not one I've heard of (unusual for me, though it's probably American -- Vaudeville not Music Hall). He writes:--

I'm looking for the words of a Music Hall song "Pennsylvania"
I can only remember a snippet of the song but would like to get hold of the full words. What I can remember is - Some say no & some say yes, some say it's an awful mess, but I can tell you my address is Pennsylvania ........... Farewell Bions-- (goodbye in French) I'm off to Pennsylvania to meet my Ma & Pa. Would love it if somebody has the words.