Ok, Time to put in my part

Oh I was born one night one morn when the whistle went boom boom
I can bake a steak and fry a cake when the magpies are in bloom
Does Six and six are nine does ice come from a mine
Was old black Joe and Eskimo in the good old summer time

I can loop a loop in noodle soup just to give my sock a shine
I guilty judge who stole the fudge, three cheer for Auld Lang Syne
I can not tell a lie, I took the case of rye
Was on a tree, beneath the sea above the bright blue sky

They call me King Napoleon, but I'm not him at all
I come from North Dakota, way up south from old St Paul
I'll sue them all for slander, I'll make them all repent
Cause how can I be blown apart when I'm the President

If Easter eggs don't wash their legs, their children will be ducks
I'd rather have a lemon pie, than forty seven bucks.
Way down in Astrolabio they spit right down your phobio
And that's a bunch of baloneyo, Babaloski blow your horn, toot toot