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Thread #161242 Message #3889938
Posted By: Donuel
23-Nov-17 - 07:35 AM
Thread Name: BS: First Joke Thread of 2017
Subject: RE: BS: First Joke Thread of 2017
Melody:If I Only Had a Brain (From the Wizard of Oz)
By Whiff; officially premiered at the Eerie (PA) H3 1st Anniversary Hash in July 1994
THE LAST OF THE TOXIC MALE SEX ABUSERS
I could wile away the hours,
Searchin' hills for flowers,
Across a wide terrain. (repeat)
I'd be chipper, and I'd be cheerful,
If my stomach had a beerful,
'Cause I've only half a brain. (repeat)
With my arms and legs akimbo,
I'll be chasing after bimbos,
Through mud, thorns, and rain. (repeat)
I'll be making lots of passes,
As I fondle all their asses,
'Cause I've only half a brain. (repeat)
Chorus: I'll do oxys till me Lungs quit, COUGH
Then I'll fire one up and take a little hit,
I'll impress the women with my charming wit,
As I shout out, "Show us your tits!"
Then my beer I will be sharing,
With them as their breast they're baring,
Our urges unrestrained. (repeat)
Oh, our language will be rude as,
We exchange bod-i-ly fluids,
'Cause we've only half a brain.