The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #161242   Message #3889972
Posted By: Donuel
23-Nov-17 - 10:50 AM
Thread Name: BS: First Joke Thread of 2017
Subject: RE: BS: First Joke Thread of 2017
Dreams of the Rich & famous;

Neil Patrick Harris dreams of
Sugar Plum Fairies dancing in his bed.

Judge Roy Moore dreamed
While naked at the alter the little children suffered and came unto thee.

Donald Trump dreams of
putting his feet up at the end of a tiring travel day onto the back of Barak Obama kneeling on all fours

Ivanka dreams of the special place in hell reserved for her dad.


George Lucas musically dreams
We were singin' ...
My my this here Anakin guy
He maybe Vader someday later - now he's just a small fry
And he left his home and kissed his mommy goodbye
Sayin' "soon I'm gonna be a Jedi"

Sayin' "soon I'm gonna be a Jedi"