I can't improve on Jim Dixon's excellent transcription, except to supply the missing words in the second verse:

It gets frightfully scary when horrible hairy
Great hands grab a hold of your throat

and in verse four:

It's exquisitely horrid when werewolves get
Torridly madly impassionedly raged
They indulge in their lust with ebullient gusto

and in verse five:

The finest chiropodist tends my cloven hoof


The song was written by Nick Keir, © Causey Music.