THE POWER OF PRAYER.

Mrs Brown had a wayward parrot,
A pretty young thing called Flo.
Who was always swearing or talking,
In sexual innuendo.
Mrs Brown went for tea with the pastor,
One Sunday evening last year.
Where she saw his old parrot praying,
And it gave her a clever idea.
She asked the pastor at tea time,
Can I borrow your old parrot Rex,
To try to influence my parrot Flo,
Who talks of nothing but sex.
She took Rex home that same evening,
He prayed all the way in the car.
She was so impressed by the old bird,
Whose manners outshone Flos' by far.
But when she put him in Flos' cage,
She realised her greatest fears.
Flo said 'Do you want a bit Rex'?
And Rex said.
'I've been praying for this for years!!!!!!!!