Mark, did you ever hear Joe and John Knowles' song "Our Love is Better Than the First Time ('cause the first time wasn't very good at all)"? I fell out of my chair I laughed so hard -- they came up with that at PSGW one year... it goes on to describe all those first time disasters -- the bra that won't unhook, the braces that do, zippers that stick, no place to go...
Anyway, thanks for posting this song, I've liked it for a long time.
Blessings,
Barbara