Bee-dubya exits the tavern via the beach door and wanders down the beach a mile or so where he comes upon a tiki bar. Inspired by his surroundings, he goes out on a limb and aks the bartender for a sex on the beach. The bartender hands him a Coors Light.

"What's this?" asks Bee-dubya, "I asked for a sex on the beach. This is a Coors Light!"

"Doesn't matter," said the bartender, "They're both fuckin' near water."