Yon Khandu doth assert too greatly,
(At least it's been too much just lately)
And we can scarcely but conclude
From his assertions, crass and rude,
That rather than give him a smack,
We should pity his unspoken lack
And understand that such projection
Must speak to Khandu's Khant-erection.
It's very clear from Khandu's 'slant'
That what's revealed is Khandu's Khan't.
And thereby hangs the tale, quite simply,
Though (Khandu has confessed) quite limply.