The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #163255   Message #3895592
Posted By: beardedbruce
24-Dec-17 - 03:46 AM
Thread Name: BS: A giant wombat wanders into a Tavern
Subject: RE: BS: A giant wombat wanders into a Tavern
A trio of trolls comes in the WSW door ( the oversized one, not the 6 inch one with the key on the 2 foot table).

"We just came in for some Carroling" , the smallest one says.

"Keep the curtains closed , please."

Tipsy Teresa Terrific flies around on the giant wombat, missing the rafters but hitting a few kayaks and a canoe.

"Mushroom soufflé?" Asks Alice.

"That would be gniess." Says the largest troll , Sylvester. "Quartz, we'll take the left side 'shrooms', "

"I'll granite if you move back. You are rocking the jello pit" says Alice.