This is how I heard it about 64 or so.

She looked so fair in the midnight air the wind blew up here nighty.
Her tits hung loose like the balls on a moose I swore to God almighty.
She jumped in bed and covered up her head and swore I'd never find her.
But I knew damn well she was lying like hell because I jumped right in behind her.
So I fucked her once and I fucked her twice and I fucked her once too often
cause I broke the mainspring in her ass and now she's in her coffin.

Sung by the whore house quartet.
Have you got a hard-on? Not yet.
Are you going to get one? You bet.
Knee deep in shit.