you go to places like France and Germany, that we're supposed to have so much in common with that we'll all drop dead if we leave the EU - and say, where can go out and do a floorspot?

blank incomprehension....

You would get the same response in Glasgow.

On the other hand I've been to singarounds in Croatia and Turkey that operated much like the ones in the UK, and where (given subtitling) your stuff would have fitted in fine.