Donuel, as a holder of a doctorate and former university teacher whose mentors, colleagues, and friends wrote dissertations now on file at Ann Arbor, I'm surprised and would like to know your evidence that "many or most" of us are plagiarists.

On Topic: One summer I was the mouse-killer at the Detroit Institute of Cancer Research. Actually, I tended, monitored, and cleaned the cages of the mice bred for susceptibility to cancer, but once a week I'd go through the population with a big jar of chloroform and toss in the ones to be sacrificed or discarded. Got a lot of karma to work off.