When I'm in Prestwich I always buy a copy of the local Jewish newspaper but I'd be gobsmacked if I saw the equivalent for sale in Bude. When I put my free copy of the Mail into my Waitrose trolley it always goes in face down with a hurriedly-obtained bag of spuds on top of it. I could get the Times or Telegraph instead I suppose. Even the Guardian, but I get that every day anyway. All I can say about the Mail's ridiculous squealing about this is that it's completely in character. It's an idiotic newspaper and I can say that because of the occasional copy I endure. If only they'd print it on absorbent and slightly thinner paper. A bit of newsprint on the bumchicks would be a small price to pay...