Here's how I learned it:

The girl of my dreams she bobbed her hair;
She dyed it a fiery red.
She drinks, she smokes and she tells dirty jokes;
She hasn't a brain in her head.
She thinks that booze makes the world go round;
She can drink mor than you or I.
The girl of my drams ain't as dumb as she seems;
She's the sweetheart of six other guys.