Fore-runner of all the bodhran jokes - from my early jazz days

A drummer walks into a shop and says; "I'm fed up with people taking the piss out of my drumming, so I want to change my instrument - I want a numbered Martin Guitar with a broad neck, slightly raised frets and Thomastic strings"
"Sorry, I can't help you", says the man behind the counter, "This is a fish shop".
Jim Caarroll