(sung to I'm a little teapot)

I'm a horny peacock on the trail
Just in search of a little tail
Lookin for a hen to lay an egg
If I don't find one I'll hump your leg.

I'll trample down your veggies
And chase your kid
With no remorse
for what I did.

I'm a lovelorn peacock
Fugitive
I'll be comin
To where you live.

And I don't believe
In monogamy
I want five
But I'll settle for three.

DB.