This isn't a joke, it's true.
Our lovely postman rang the doorbell just now to deliver a parcel.
My husband opened the door, greeted the chap and called out loudly to me,
"Eeez a parcel for de Niggerman darling!"
(He'd ordered yet another football shirt from ManU)

I wish he'd stop using that 'N' word, but he finds it hilariously funny. Luckily our postie knows him of old and laughed his head off.
Oh dear...