Okay. Pulled up P. G. Wodehouse at books dot google dot com.
quote: "All of the stories were originally published in The Strand Magazine between 1918 and 1922." endquote
This collection for some reason is called
Expecting Jeeves, and
the story itself is
"The Metropolitan Touch."


It was like that song of Harry Lauder's
where he's waiting for the girl and says
"This is her-r-r. No, it's a rabbut."
page 109, Dover Publications